Have you ever wondered what you’ll be like when you’re older? Will you be a total grinch or sweet and clueless? Will you embarrass your grandchildren or be a grandchild-less hermit who likes to putz around the garden and threaten the neighbor kids?
There’s only one way to find out for sure, and that’s actually getting old. But since you probably don’t want to get too much older right away, we’ve devised a less accurate but way more fun method of determining what type of old person you’re going to turn into.
This quiz is just for fun, so don’t get your panties in a bunch if your results don’t match up with the type of old person you thought you’d be. There are no wrong answers, and each of these types of elderly people has its own individual strengths and weaknesses.
It’s time to embrace your inner senior citizen!
Click “start” below to begin the quiz. Your results are waiting for you; good luck!
Elizabeth Nelson is a wordsmith, an alumna of Aquinas College in Grand Rapids, a four-leaf-clover finder, and a grammar connoisseur. She has lived in west Michigan since age four but loves to travel to new (and old) places. In her free time, she. . . wait, what’s free time?